Reblog if you think the next disney prince should be GAY.

himeyuka:

randomostrichchocolates:

4 million and counting

5 million

This should get to 10 million, come on people.

Always reblog when it comes up on my dash.

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There are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.

Bill Hicks (via bwenner)

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Like-Likes from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time look like ass-holes.

Wow. A commercial for yet another shooter game. First person, too. 

Dead birds are better than playground equipment

Today on the bike trails, I saw an old man throw a dead bird at his grandkids - as a sort of game, I suppose. Never mind all of this playground equipment. I’m going to throw dead, rotting birds at you.

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These types of formulaic Twitter bios reek of false piety, mawkishness, self-importance, and patriarchy - and they make me gag accordingly: “Disciple of Jesus; husband to ______; father of_____,_____, and_______; small business owner.”


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Lego Samus Aran

Lego Samus Aran

The keffiyeh scarf I received for my birthday. Anticipating all of the terrorist allusions, I will say that my only holy war is the one against skin cancer, to which I’m highly susceptible because of my light skin and my constant, unavoidable exposure to 310 days of the Arizona sun. 

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